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We Investigate Last Night’s Fratmen BLACKOUT

Last night, the Fratmen Network experienced an unexplainable blackout. For over an hour, everything was dark with little explanation as to why or what caused this. Luckily for us, we have the Fratpad archives for us to dive deep into a full internal investigation. What we found was unbelievable and lead us to these Top 5 suspects…

Suspect #1: Fratmen Wally

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In this photo, we capture him using his high-powered light-up dildo during one of his cam shows. It’s unlikely that a normal dildo would draw enough power to cause a blackout but THIS is Fratmen Wally we’re talking about here!

Suspect #2: Fratmen Lance

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Here we find Fratmen Lance sending up an immediate Red Flag. Fratmen AND powertools should never mix. Add in a large body of water with all those power cords… Could Lance be the reason for the blackout???

Suspect #3: Fratmen Luca

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Looky, looky… what do we have here? Clearly Fratmen Luca is up to no good as our cams catch him hot-wiring a vehicle. Nicolas Cage might want to look for a new co-star for Gone In 60 Seconds because it’s obvious what Luca is doing in this photo. Well played, “innocent Luca”, well played…

Suspect #4: Fratmen Paris

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These two stills were grabbed from Fratmen Paris’s archived show. In the first image, we have Paris with a gallon of lube- purely circumstantial evidence until we found image number 2. This plug has clearly been unplugged and with slippery hands, it might have taken over an hour to reconnect this plug! Is it possible that Fratmen Paris unplugged the main power supply for the Fratpad????

Suspect #5: Fratmen Schmit

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It’s not looking too good for our 5th suspect, Fratmen Schmit. These photos almost speak for themselves. Even Hellen Keller can see the guilt coming from these images. In the 1st photo, we catch Schmit in the act and in the second photo, he’s trying to keep all the viewers quiet about his antics!

What do you think? WHO is responsible for the Fratpad blackout??? Let us know in the comments below!



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So was Wally’s fault?

that was disturbing, but this funny idea of Zane to speak of suspicion of who is responsive make me so smilinng that ths fun makes helps me to forget all. Ty Zane

Clearly it was Benji…

I’m blaming it on either a local power outage or the Pad’s internet service provider. Clearly the little angels you cited were engaged in the most innocent of activities! 🙂

So Schmitty’s fault!!!

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I blame Wally and his electric dildo! 🙂

Clearly it was Schmitty. I was there along with several members that hour. Schmitty was angry that we wouldn’t tip his sexy ass and he threaten to take out the rest of the frats in a blackout….. AS IT WAS IN THAT GAME BOARD “CLUE”…… IT WAS SCHMITTY WHO DID IT- IN THE GAME ROOM – USING HIS SKILLS TO SABOTAGE THE MAIN CORD.

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